September 22, 2008 (Austin, TX): Randy "Fitty Cent" Callais, of Austin, TX, drank almost 3 beers outside of his house on 5th Street on Saturday, September 20th, a feat that he says was "one of the greatest achievements of my life."
Fitty is well-known in the Austin community for his alcoholism, mostly by one Ruth England, of Rogue Training Systems.
"We tried to get out of sight of most of the Rogue people when we got drunk at 9AM on Saturday, especially Ruth," said Callais, as he opened his 3rd beer of the morning, "I don't think we want to drunk in front of Ruth and the whole world."
Callais is very proud of his achievements, citing his drinking as a major leap in his development as a human being, "I'm really happy with it. Panther seems to enjoy drinking at odd times."
2 comments:
That's just wrong, bitch!
I'll drink to that!!
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